WTF is this shit??

She will spend the equivalent of just under two YEARS of her life washing, styling, cutting, colouring, crimping and straightening her locks in salons or at home.

Oh freak no. Not me.

A whopping 650 days will be dedicated solely to creating a ’salon look’ in her own bathroom. The average woman splashes out a monthly average of £10.08 on shampoos and conditioners, £14.03 on home styling products and £301.14 a year on haircuts and colouring.

I don’t spend but a couple bucks. I don’t DO SALON.

She spends the equivalent of 41 minutes at home every day washing, styling and restyling. A third of women say their hair is the most important part of their appearance, and they spend more time styling their hair than doing their make-up.

I barely brush my hair- on a good day! Nevermind makeup. I don’t CARE what I look like. I don’t have TIME for this.

Over two thirds of women prefer straight hair to a head of curls and 48 per cent of those polled regularly try to achieve poker-straight hair.

Huh? Ironing their freakin hair? What’s wrong with natural? Curls. Frizz. No matter what Ido with my hair, it always curls and frizzes out. So I don’t waste time fussing with it.

I cannot imagine wasting even one minute on this shit. JUST like who you are and except what Mother Nature endowed you with for the luv of GAWD. And I’m well aware of the fact that I’m about the only woman who could care less about my hair and what it looks like. It’s just not important to me. Guess I’m little different.