How perfect is this? I made a semi New Year resolution: Not to get so pissed off when driving. I’m dangerous when I’m road raging.

However I must admit I have had a very hard time behaving myself…people are such assholes at times. Especially MA drivers.

Anyway I just bought one of these…and instead of yelling, screaming and giving others the royal finger, I will simply place one of these big cards over my window.

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hmm…

another dumb quiz.

You Are Mostly Virtuous

You are a good person, or at least as good as you can be. You try to do the right thing, and you have ended up with many virtues. While you are virtuous, you aren’t a saint. There’s definitely a bit of devilishness deep in your heart! Where You Are Virtuous You have the virtue of Order. You let each thing have it’s place, and you keep your life in order. You have the virtue of Humility. You don’t boast or brag. You have the virtue of Resolution. You are determined to do what you should, no matter how difficult it is. Where You Are Not Virtuous You lack the virtue of tranquillity. Your life tends to be eventful and dramatic. You lack the virtue of Silence. You talk too much, and your words aren’t as valuable as they could be. You lack the virtue of Chastity. You aren’t guarded when it comes to intimacy.

Are You Virtuous?

Hehe!! Michael found this list, which is exhaustive but oh so damn accurate.

Are You A Liberal?

# You are against the War on Terror, but are only too happy to make millions of dollars by making movies about it.

# You preach about the evils of Capitalism from the comfort of your weekend hillside estate.

# You cry about the evils of “profiteering corporations”, but still demand your weekly paycheck.

# You believe “rich people” are evil, but are willing to over-look the fact that Ted Kennedy, Bill Clinton, George Soros, Michael Moore, and Al Franken are “rich”, as well.

# You scream and shout when innocent civilians are accidentally caught in the crossfire, but remain silent when terrorists kill them on purpose.

# You believe that civilians caught in the crossfire of terrorists attacking American troops died because of America and not because of the actions of the terrorists that actually killed them.

# You believe O.J. Simpson is actually looking for the “real killers”.

# You claim a higher moral ground in opposing the death penalty but see abortion as an expression of Women’s Rights as guaranteed in the Constitution.

# You believe America deserved 9/11.

# You believe American troops are “war criminals”, but a thug who killed somebody in cold blood is just a “victim of society”.

Go read the other 243 traits liberals have. And have a beer on me while your laughing!

My coffee personality. I think I might have done this before…

You Are a Plain Ole Cup of Joe

But don’t think plain - instead think, uncomplicated You’re a low maintenance kind of girl… who can hang with the guys Down to earth, easy going, and fun! Yup, that’s you: the friend everyone invites. And your dependable too. Both for a laugh and a sympathetic ear.

What Kind of Coffee Girl Are You?

It started out innocently enough.

A friend of our family invited my daughters, who were very young at the time, over to her place to help bake Christmas cookies for the local homeless shelter. Helping out with charities was always something we did every holiday- we took time off from our own celebrating to help others less fortunate. Each year a member of my group of friends would take the lead for this and invite all the youngins’ over to help.

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Hmm….

You Should Have a Blue Christmas Tree

For you, the holidays represent a time of calm, understanding, and peace. You avoid family fights, and you don’t get too stressed out - even when things are crazy! You like to make Christmas about making everyone’s life a little bit better. You don’t get caught up in greed or commercialism. You’re too sincere for that. Your blue tree would look great with: Lots of silver tinsel You should spend Christmas Eve watching: It’s a Wonderful Life What you should bake for Santa: Chocolate chip cookies

What Color Christmas Tree Should You Have?

BWAHAHAHAH!!

Totally hilarious. Will certainly offend many. And absolutely NSFW. Make sure you check out the product for Artic Cat Snowmobiles. I got me some.

Hehe!!

I was catching up with emails and found a link to a site that sells….

Uh…hmm….

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EECK!!

I have a trampoline in my yard; and when my kids were growing up we always had one…they are fun. And offer a good way to jump off vented up steam…but imagine not seeing this:

Presenting this, without comment: