Last summer my oldest daughter started looking for new vehicle…she had a car that was 7 years old and getting OLD to her…she wanted something different; she had just taken a job at Mass General Hospital and her income increased substantially- she could afford something better.

She asked her Dad to go with her on the search…after all HE knows a deal when it’s there..and HE can make a good deal better. It’s usually true- men know how to talk their way into sweet options and financing issues. My daughter just adores her father and she’s always trusted his judgment on these things.

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A couple weeks ago I was at the local drug store getting a prescription refilled…as I stood in line waiting to get that, I noticed the displays of…male sexual enhancer “supplements”- rows and rows of bottles neatly lined up. WTF.

What dumb ass man would purchase these things? These “natural” supplements can contain the real ingredients of Viagra and Cialis, which a man must get via a doctor- who knows the risks and patient history AND the other medications he is taking. The Internet and drug stores don’t know…Supplements are not regulated and potential for harm is real.

LOS ANGELES (AP) - Many of the pills marketed as safe herbal alternatives to Viagra and other prescription sex medications pose a hidden danger: For men on common heart and blood-pressure drugs, popping one could lead to a stroke, or even death.

“All-natural” products with names like Stamina-RX and Vigor-25 promise an apothecary’s delight of rare Asian ingredients, but many work because they contain unregulated versions of the very pharmaceuticals they are supposed to replace.

That dirty secret represents a special danger for the millions of men who take nitrates - drugs prescribed to lower blood pressure and regulate heart disease. When mixed, nitrates and impotency pharmaceuticals can slow blood flow catastrophically, leading to a heart attack or stroke.

Gives the old saying that a man will die of a heart attack doing what he does best new meaning…except that these pills don’t enable a man to do his best. In his mind it might be helping, but the reality is men don’t really need this crap. They just need to take better care of themselves so they don’t get the diseases that cause impotence in the first place; or the drugs that can cause it as well. I have little respect for a man who choses to be a loser by using these drugs and pills. Nothing replaces the real turn of of real sex. Impotence drugs cheapen this by “providing” drug induced erections that do nothing more than make “lasting” power…when a man cannot be turned on by the presence of an attractive woman, he doesn’t deserve to have sex! Harsh? Yes. But Viagra sex is just bad sex.

Pfft.

I hate having an X. I really do.

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OM fucking GAWD. LOL. I decided to check out some of the Personals at Yahoo==> with my friends looking over my shoulder to root and toot for me….yeah right.

So we’re searching for a man between the ages of 45 and 50, who lives within 10 miles of me…The results pop up with over 500 matches. I’m looking through them all, and come across THIS GEM.

In my own words

what I am NOT
- new SUV, suburban home, keep up with the Jones’, junkie.
- cable TV, cell, gadget collector.
- carrier of debt, credit card junkie.
- show off, tell all, boastful, flag waver.

what I am
- intellectual
…..multiple patents
…..work at home
…..self confident
…..just as apt to be out splitting wood as typing at a keyboard.
- socially
…..totally comfortable being alone
…..hate going to obligatory parties and events
…..very sarcastic sense of humor
…..will totally play down my success around others
…..enjoy letting others tell me how successful they are
- what does a woman want?
…..the special little things
…..you are never in doubt about how attractive you are.
…..you are never in doubt of my physical desire for you.
…..you are never in doubt of my resolve for us as a couple.
…..you do not want me to understand you as much as you want me to understand myself.
- financially independent
…..got it, but not tossing it around.
…..living economically(cheap?), living on less than my income.
…..no worries about debt or other negative financial issues.
…..I run the finances. I have mine, you have yours, and there is some we share.
…..own my own home.
…..semi retired.
- interests include:
…..restoring old cars
…..hot air ballooning
…..motorcycles
…..scuba diving(not recently)
…..airplane pilot(not recently)
…..hang gliding(eons ago)
- understand the toilet seat issue!!!
…..toilet seat is always down.
…..so is the cover.

you understand that
- down time is needed
- physical attraction is important. All the time. Both ways.
- it is not all about you!!!
- we both need our own time.
- every minute under the same roof is NOT couple time.
- I am not your sole method of self fulfillment. You have a life, goals, hobbies, interests, and friends. You understand how important a part those play in making you a whole, self confident person.
- a relationship is something that happens, not something that is planned, orchestrated, expected, owed, or a goal. Prince Charming found is a fantasy. A relationship is earned every day, it doesn’t simply occur and then exist. Prince Charming is made by your efforts, and the Princess is made by mine, each and every day.
- an enduring relationship is one in which each have our own lives, but also a life where we share, support, communicate and participate in the interests of each other.

you are:
- absolutely confident in yourself.
- totally happy with your life as it is right now.
- totally in realization of just how lucky we are to be healthy, living here, and rich with everything around us. Have and understanding of just how incredibly good we have it.
- in possesion of an attitude.
- drawing attention whenever you enter a room.
- getting buried with tons of replies to your profile already.
- getting pretty bored with all the replies your profile generates, and are wondering if any actual gentlemen are out here.
- wanting to jump up and down and yell or just shake your head in bewilderment of just how unbelievable a simple sunrise is.
- passionate, holding nothing back in the bedroom. You realize everytime may be the last time, and you treat it that way.
- forward and confident, enjoy taking the bull by the horns in life, love and career.
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.
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Okay, break the ice. I dare you.

Break the ice?

How about this?
You talk too much and that turns me off. Too many standards and expectations, you limit yourself with all this bullshit, which I can tell you are full OF IT! Good luck in your search pal! Now shut up and go away already.

OK I didn’t send this self-ego fondling freak any message but if I had the UMP to do it, that is what I would tell him.

This is the first and last time I visit ANY personals sites. It was more than enough to bore me. Ick.

I’ve heard many stories about Viagra Sex.:shock:

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